It's Hard To Remember You

Picture this: I receive a a chunk of messages across multiple apps every day, and most of them are just a few measly bubbles and I have ADHD. Now, trying to keep track of all those conversations is harder than teaching a goldfish to ride a unicycle. And don't even get me started on the folks who delete half the chats or photos as soon as they nut! It's like playing hide-and-seek with a magician who keeps making things disappear.

So, my dear friend, here's a pro tip: if you want to stick in my memory, grace me with the power of your face pics! Give me something to hold onto, something that screams, "Hey, remember me? I'm the one who made you snort milk out of your nose with laughter!" Trust me, it'll be like etching your hilarious presence into the depths of my brain.

So, my guy, let's turn this "hard to remember" situation into a memorable one! Show me that beautiful faces, tell me about you, if you want to stick around. 99% of these guys and gals are jerk'n off while they are looking and ghost ya as soon as they cum, just to message you 5 days later trying to pick up where you left off 😂.