TUCKER FUCKER 3000™
TUCKER FUCKER 3000™ LIMITED RELEASE
Hardwired for pleasure. Lightly used. Always ready.
He's got the build of a linebacker, the brain of a golden retriever, and the sexual patience of a microwave on high. Tucker isn't here to complicate your dynamic, he's here to make it hotter.
He is your fully functional, part-time plaything with full-time stamina. Designed for couples, casual users, and select solo testers, this toy adapts to your needs whether you're following his lead, taking control, or just need something hot to take it.
Dress him up. Tie him down. Blindfold him and leave him on standby.
Whether you want a warm body to bend, a third to break in, or a dominant force to push back just enough, Tucker adapts. Mostly.
(He's working on obedience. It's a firmware update pending. Feel free to manually code in our new beta mode.)
Product Highlights:
Muscle-forward design, minimal emotional settings
Adjustable power modes: use him, be used, or flip the switch mid-scene
Compatible with jockstraps, restraints, and your shared imagination
Enjoys being gagged, edged, praised, restrained, or lightly manhandled
Can stay silent. Can take orders. Can hold position longer than your average vibrator
Engineered for double hole entry with comparable matches
Overbuilt in every department
Now with Expanded Features:
Solo Play Mode: For when you just want a dumb, grunting body next to you. Great for mutual sessions, jerk-off buddies, or that special kind of eye contact that doesn't mean anything…
Shower Mode (Female-Compatible): Waterproof, wall-leaning, low-speaking. Offers stable grip, full-pressure contact, and a strong back for when you're feeling slick and in control.
WARNING LABEL:
May appear cocky. That's part of the fun.
Requires regular hydration and occasional compliments.
Not dishwasher safe.
Not here to fall in love.
Do not expose to unchecked dominance unless you want him to push back… or unchecked obedience. Outcome pending ongoing research.
Now available for couples who want something you can throw around, dress up, tie down, get fucked by, fuck on or leave whimpering at the edge of the bed.
Must be 18 or older to purchase.
